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2000,	Satisfaction Guaranteed, Centre for Contemporary Art, Ujazdowski Castle, Warsaw, Poland Satisfaction Guaranteed, AMS - Outdoor Gallery, 400 billboards all over Poland In Freiheit endlich, Polnische Kunst nach 1989, Kunsthalle Baden-Baden, Germany Postindustrial Sorrow, Kunstverein Wiesbaden, Germany
2001,	In Freiheit endlich, Polnische Kunst nach 1989, Krolikarnia, Warsaw, Poland The Last Woman, Inner Spaces Gallery, Poznan,Poland Ostensiv, Kunstraum B/2, Leipzig, Germany
2002,	Global Priority, Jamaica Arts Center, Nowy Jork, USA Semiotic Landscape, Charim Gallery, Vienna, Austria Ostensiv-Moscow, Central House of Artists, Moscow, Russia
2003,	Logo! No Logo?, Hogeschool West-Vlaanderen, Brugge, Belgium Stockholm International Art Fair, Stockholm, Sweden
2004,	Continental Breakfast, 45th October Salon, Belgrade Cultural Center, Serbia Busan Biennale, Busan, Korea

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Utilize my body. Make a series of canned drinks, cosmetics and frozen food from it.
Use a fresh body, it's the best kind.
First, you have to remove the skin and divide up the body. Puree some of the innards, leaving others fresh. Some of the organs, glands and bodily fluids must be saved. Don't forget about the neurons and the fat. On the base of these ingredients prepare carbonated beverages of different properties, later soap, Vaseline and perfumes, finally frozen food. When you've gone through all this,
sell it for good money.